Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself. -old Apache saying

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Wasilla, Alaska = Meth Capital of the World

I guess they don't call Wasilla, Alaska (where Sarah Palin is so proud to call home) the "Meth Capital of the World" for nothing. Just recently, Bristol Palin's fiancee's mother was busted for possession of meth. SIX FELONY COUNTS. Oh, no, Sarah's daughter's baby's daddy's mama is in big trouble! Let's hear it for those small-town values! The REAL America!

It looks like Levi and Bristol STILL have not gotten married! What are they waiting for?! And Bristol is giving birth THIS WEEKEND! So, not only do we have pre-marital sex here, we have a baby born out of wedlock! Hey, that's the REAL America, alright!

I can only imagine the total uproar we would hear if Barack Obama's daughter was pregnant before marriage, and her fiancee's mother got busted for meth. We'd hear an astounding amount of right-wing gnashing of teeth about how "liberal values" are destroying America. But, when it happens to conservatives, well we just have to have sympathy, now don't we?

No, we don't. If Sarah Palin had not held up small towns as being the "REAL America" and if we had heard some denunciation of Bristol's pre-marital sexual behavior, I might not be gloating now. As it is...nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

These families are white trash. Period. Not poor white trash. Rich white trash.


Mother of Bristol Palin's fiance arrested

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) – The mother of an 18-year-old man who plans to marry Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter, Bristol, has been arrested on drug charges, authorities said on Friday.

Sherry Johnston, 42, was taken into custody at her home in Wasilla, Alaska, on Thursday after an undercover narcotics investigation, Alaska State Troopers said in a statement.

She faces six counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance, said trooper spokeswoman Megan Peters. She was released on $5,000 bail shortly after her arrest. All the charges are felonies.

Peters declined to release any further information about the case, saying police needed to protect the investigation.

Sarah Palin, the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 election, revealed during the campaign her 18-year-old daughter was pregnant and that Levi Johnston was the father.

The two have said they plan to marry and Bristol Palin is due to give birth this weekend.

Original story is here.

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