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Friday, November 6, 2026

WIRED

It's great to see so many medical and science professionals winning seats in the 120th Congress. Hopefully it will be a good counter to that roadkill-eating looney tune - RFK, Jr - secretary of HHS. His "Make America Healthy Again" campaign is just as deceitful and ludicrous as Trump's "Make America Great Again" bullshit slogan, if not even more dangerous, as it deals so much with public health. Story in Wired below on the new crop.




The Blue Tsunami Swept Doctors and Scientists Into Office
More than 80 percent of congressional candidates backed by the pro-science PAC 314 Action won, including Michigan senator-elect and epidemiologist Abdul El-Sayed

Kate Knibbs - Science - November 5, 2026

WHAT DO MICHIGAN senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed, South Carolina senator-elect Annie Andrews, Ohio governor-elect Amy Acton, and North Carolina representative-elect Jamie Ager have in common, beyond their victories in this week’s midterm elections?

Each is either a doctor or a scientist. And each had the backing of the political action committee 314 Action Fund, which focuses on electing pro-science voices to public office.

“We really benefit by having those data-driven, fact-based decisionmakers actually in a position at the governing table,” says Shaughnessy Naughton, a chemist and former congressional candidate who founded 314 Action after losing her race in 2016. This cycle, the PAC spent above $30 million donating to and supporting various campaigns, including fundraising for specific races. It raised $3.6 million for pediatrician Andrews in the fight over what had been Lindsay Graham’s Senate seat in South Carolina, for example, and another $3 million for physician Acton’s campaign in the hotly contested Ohio governor race, according to Naughton.

The organization’s success rate topped 80 percent this cycle for congressional candidates, with 14 of 17 of its candidates in the US House of Representatives winning their races and hundreds of successful down-ballot candidates. Nine of these races flipped seats from Republican to Democrat. Victorious congressional candidates who flipped their districts this year include an oncology nurse-practitioner, a mathematician, a microbiologist, a nuclear engineer, and an agricultural scientist. “It did turn out to be a health care election,” Naughton says.

Richard Frank, the director of the Brookings Institute’s Center on Health Policy, notes that health care workers and scientists have always been part of the makeup of Congress, but not to this degree. “What is unusual,” he says, “is just how many came in one wave.” He sees the spike in this type of candidate as a direct result of the hostility toward medical and technical expertise from the Trump administration. “Science has been under attack,” Frank says. “It’s not surprising that scientists have recognized that, and some of them went out and ran for Congress.”

The rise of the science candidate has several causes, according to historian Kristoffer Shields, who runs Rutgers University’s Eagleton Institute of Politics. “Some of it certainly is a reaction to what's been happening at the federal level, the defunding of a lot of laboratories and scientific exploration,” he says. But he also sees this as a legacy of the pandemic, when many health care workers started thinking about how politics impacts public health.

Earlier this year, El-Sayed emphasized to WIRED that his candidacy was focused on public health, noting that the cyclospora outbreak that sickened Americans over the summer likely stemmed from the Trump administration’s choices. “We DOGE’d our whole service that keeps the lettuce safe,” he said at the time, referencing the so-called Department of Government Efficiency directing mass layoffs at the Food and Drug Administration.


In 2024, 314 Action’s past acceptance of funding from groups with ties to the pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC came under scrutiny. The organization no longer accepts AIPAC funding and supported candidates like El-Sayed who were vocally critical of the Israeli government. Unlike some other political committees that aim to put doctors in office, like the American Medical Association’s PAC, 314 Action specifically focuses on electing Democratic health and science experts; it is forthright about its opposition to the Trump administration’s approach to public health.

That so many of these politicians are advocates for the importance of public health and scientific expertise suggests that the election was, in part, a rejection of current health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s MAHA movement, which promotes medical misinformation, including anti-vaccine sentiment. Many of the winning candidates with scientific and technical backgrounds have explicitly discussed how their concerns about the state of health care policy drove them to enter the race. “I am appalled seeing infectious diseases spreading through our communities that we had once declared eradicated,” microbiologist Jasmine Clark, the incoming representative from Georgia, told The Guardian earlier this year.

Clark was first supported by 314 Action when she ran for Georgia’s House of Representatives eight years ago. “She was in the first class of scientists that we helped elect in that 2018 cycle and now has made that move up to the federal level,” says Naughton.

Shields sees the straightforward communication style favored by doctors and scientists as another asset that has made them strong candidates. Some of this year’s winners are especially direct. In recent interviews, South Carolina’s Annie Andrews has referred to RFK Jr. as her “archnemesis” and promised to hold him accountable.

314 Action has also been clear that rebuking RFK Jr.’s agenda is a core part of its goals. In 2025, it launched its Guardians of Public Health initiative to recruit health care experts to run for public office. “We thought it was important to speak directly to doctors and people in public health, like nurses, to say that we have this program and we need you to step up to run, because we have a madman running the Health and Human Services cabinet,” Naughton says.

The push for pro-science public servants isn’t over; 314 Action is starting its next recruitment round later this month.


WIRED


Thursday, November 5, 2026

Dean Blundell

Dean Blundell makes a pretty good recap of the awesome election. I am still in partial disbelief that the Dems routed the Guardians of Pedophiles so much. Now, Ted Cruz is the ONLY Republican in Texas to hold a statewide office! Ha! I don't know if Texas has ever swung so much in any election. A lot of this was due to Hispanics realizing that Trump lied to and duped them, and they decided to punish him by going back to Democrats. Now, if only the cultish white folks who still swear by Trump could finally see the light, but the problem with that is that quite a few of these cultish white folks are quite happy with everything that Trump has done, because most of them are still racist as hell. They will have to learn the hard way, or take their hate to their graves.



Inside the White House on the Worst Night of Trump’s Life: Silence, Whiskey and a Scapegoat Hunt

Leaked accounts from inside the residence show a president who went catatonic before taking Natalie Harp upstairs leaving guests to flee for local bars and no one touched the cheesecake. 





Donald Trump ordered appetizers from the Cheesecake Factory for his victory party and then lost the House, the Senate, seven Republican Senate seats, five governorships, the entire state of Texas and the ability to form words, in that order. The sliders went stale in the East Room around 10 p.m. The president was upstairs in the dark. His staff were in a bar. This is the most satisfying thing I have written in two years, and I want you to enjoy every bite of it the way nobody enjoyed those Cheesecake Cafe eggrolls (Yes, they had it catered by the Cheesecake Cafe).

America just voted for its soul, and Trumpism lost. Both chambers. Texas. South Carolina. The accountability phase for the Trump Regime starts now, and we’re going to cover every subpoena, every hearing and every whiny Truth Social post together. You did this. We’ve waited three years for this night, and thousands of you joined this past week to be here for it. The price freeze was supposed to end last weekend, but the response has been overwhelming, so I’m extending it to FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 6. I’d rather you be in the room when the reckoning starts than outside reading about it later. No ads. No owners. Just readers who decided fact-based reporting was worth protecting. Paid gets you unlimited access to every post, every chat and the smartest, kindest community I’ve ever been part of. Join before Friday and lock in your rate for life. Come with us for the reckoning. Thank you for being here.

The scene upstairs

Here is what White House insiders are now leaking to the Daily Mail, the Daily Beast and anyone else who will listen, because the first rule of a Trump disaster is that everyone inside it immediately starts talking.

Within an hour of the first results on Tuesday night, Trump retreated to the second-floor private residence with Natalie Harp, the 35-year-old aide who follows him around with a printer, and Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. He put Fox News on. And then, according to one source, he stopped speaking. Not quiet. Not sulking. Paralyzed. One insider described him as barely getting a word out. Another said the residence was “very, very dark” and called it a dark scene, which is the kind of thing you say when you want the reporter to understand you mean the lighting and the man.




Downstairs, Cabinet officials, advisers and MAGA hangers-on had gathered in the East Room expecting a party. Somebody had ordered platters of Cheesecake Factory appetizers. The word used by the Mail’s source for this plan was “delusional,” and I don’t think I can improve on it. By 10 o’clock, the trays were uneaten, and the senior people were gone, out the door and into the bars of Washington to drink and figure out who was going to get fired.

Nobody in that bar, I promise you, said the name Donald Trump. 

They told him he’d win

This is the part that should make you laugh out loud. Trump walked into Election Day with a 32% approval rating and Democrats holding a 9-point lead on the generic ballot. Those are not ambiguous numbers. Those are numbers you can see from space.

And his people kept telling him he was going to win anyway.

Susie Wiles was reassuring staff that Republicans would come out on top as late as September. Chris LaCivita, his former campaign manager, was feeding him the same line at weekly Thursday meetings. By Tuesday morning, West Wing staffers were apparently chatting about Republicans expanding their majorities in both chambers. Expanding. On the morning of the day they lost seven Senate seats.


One source summed up the whole building in four words: delusional right until the end.

Jason Miller, the longtime comms guy who has more illegitimate kids than Elon Musk, was reportedly sweating through his shirt as the networks called one Republican loss after another. I would pay real money for that footage.

How bad was it, actually

Let me lay it out, because the scale matters.

Democrats flipped Senate seats in Iowa, Kansas, Ohio, Maine, North Carolina, South Carolina and Texas. Seven. They sit at 54 seats, with Alaska and Mississippi still too close to call, which means it could end at 56. Susan Collins is gone after nearly 30 years. Sherrod Brown is back. Roy Cooper flipped North Carolina.

In the House, Democrats are projected to land somewhere north of 250 seats. Republicans had gerrymandered Florida and Texas at Trump’s request to protect themselves. Three of the redrawn Florida seats went Democratic anyway.

And then there’s Texas. James Talarico beat Ken Paxton, Trump’s handpicked Senate candidate, to become the first Democrat to win statewide in Texas in 32 years. Gina Hinojosa beat Greg Abbott, a three-term governor, which nobody serious thought was possible a year ago. Democrats took the Texas attorney general’s office, the lieutenant governor’s office and the Texas House for the first time in more than two decades.

Five governorships flipped. Up to a dozen state legislative chambers. Pennsylvania’s Senate went blue for the first time since before 1994. Arizona’s legislature looks like it flipped for the first time in roughly 60 years.

This was not a correction. This was the country walking into the voting booth and telling the man upstairs in the dark exactly what it thinks of him.

The excuses, ranked by stupidity

Trump may have lost the ability to speak, but he never lost the ability to type. Here’s what came out of Truth Social while the residence lights were off.

Fox News bears responsibility for the losses. That one is my favourite because the man was literally watching Fox News as he posted it.

Greg Abbott became a RINO in the last six months of his political life, and that’s why he lost. Abbott, a man who spent a decade turning Texas into Trump’s personal test lab, is now a Republican In Name Only because he lost a race Trump’s candidate dragged him down in.

And then the big one. He wasn’t on the ballot, and if he had been, they’d have won in a landslide.

On September 28, this same man posted, in all caps, telling MAGA to pretend he was on the ballot. He spent weeks on stages across the country begging voters to treat the midterms as a referendum on him personally. They did. He got his referendum. He lost it by seven Senate seats.

CNN’s Kristen Holmes reported Wednesday that he’s saying the same thing behind closed doors: that this wasn’t a rebuke of him; it was a rebuke of his absence. He keeps pointing to rally sizes, telling allies he saw all those people and they just didn’t show up for the candidates. Holmes actually went to those rallies and interviewed the people at them. They were already Republican voters. There was no love to transfer. The crowds were the same crowds, and the crowds were never the country.

The scapegoat auction

So who pays? Because somebody has to, and it won’t be the guy whose name is on the building.

In the bar three streets from the White House, a consensus formed fast. Susie Wiles has to go. One senior official told the Mail that she took over the entire Trump apparatus and is the conductor of the orchestra, which is a polite way of saying the orchestra just played the Titanic’s final number. Trump was reportedly calling allies last month, asking who should replace her. He denied it. Nobody believed him then, and nobody believes him now. 

Then there’s Pete Hegseth. The Iran war was the single biggest anchor on this election. Voters ranked the war and the cost of living it detonated as their top concerns for months, while Trump called unaffordability a Democratic hoax and, according to reports, privately sketched out options for fresh strikes on Iran once the votes were counted. One insider told the Mail the night would have looked very different without the war and predicted Trump would ultimately hold Hegseth accountable. Republicans on the Hill are now saying out loud what they wouldn’t say in the spring: that Hegseth was the loudest cheerleader for going into Iran with no exit plan, and that he misled both the president and lawmakers on how long it would take.

Dean Blundell


Wednesday, November 4, 2026

on the ballot

Trump barnstormed the country over the last month before the election, mostly talking about himself and not the candidates that he was visiting. In fact, in more than one instance, Trump asked the local candidate to come up and say a few words, and that's about all they did. A very, very few words. Then, Trump goes back to talking about himself and going thru his usual schtick, such as the so popular "dumocrats" - remove the "e" and replace it with a "u" and his favorite, where son Timmy goes to school and comes home "Tammy." And he repeatedly said, "pretend I am on the ballot." And boy, did we ever! LOL.

I feel lucky to be around to witness this political earthquake. We have been long-suffering Texans, watching corruption after corruption and abuse after abuse, unable to do much about it except protest and bitch. It is a glorious thing, and I am ecstatic. Now, Dems, get to work and show Americans what you can do to help the people of the US.
















Yes, Trump. You were on the ballot.

After months of insisting that you were on the Ballot, and that you were the ONLY one that mattered, early WEDNESDAY MORNING, as you hid under your covers, you wrote on Truth Social:

"I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE!"

Oh, YOU were on the Ballot, all right.

Your corruption, and your greed, and your lies, and your inhumanity, and your racism, and your stupidity were all on the Ballot.
Your war and your war crimes and your atrocities were on the Ballot. Your embarrassing, reckless, and dangerous assaults on our alliances were on the Ballot.
Your tariffs and your stock manipulations and your quid pro quo deals were on the Ballot. Your broken promises were on the Ballot.

Your friends, Putin and Xi and Kim and Netanyahu were on the Ballot. Your friend Jeffrey Epstein was on the Ballot.

Your petty vanity, and your childishness and your tantrums were on the Ballot. Your vandalism of Our House, and our monuments, and our beloved institutions, and our forests and our National Parks and our very environment - our water - our air - were on the Ballot.

Your MAGA cult of ignorance, vulgarity, and hatred was on the Ballot.
Your thinly veiled White Supremacism was on the Ballot. Your hypocritical Christian Nationalism was on the Ballot.
Your Mob of incompetent crooks was on the Ballot. Pete Hegseth. JD Vance. Todd Blanche. Howard Lutnick. Russell Vought. Scott Bessent. Marco Rubio. Stephen Miller. RFK Jr. Linda McMahon. Markwayne Mullen. Kash Patel. They were ALL on the Ballot.

Your hatchet man, Elon Musk, was on the Ballot.
Your Bag Men, Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff, were on the Ballot.

Your ICE was on the Ballot. Your prisons and your kidnapping and deportations and your violence and YOUR murders of OUR people on OUR streets, were on the Ballot.
Your contempt for the Rule of Law, and your contempt for the Constitution itself, was on the Ballot.

Your slashing of our hard won RIGHTS, our DEI rights, Women's rights, Voting rights, and basic HUMAN rights, was on the Ballot.

Your plundering of our taxes, our healthcare, our finances, our housing, our education and our FUTURE was on the Ballot.
Your assault on everything America stands for was on the Ballot.
YOU, Donald J Trump, were on the Ballot.
AND. YOU. LOST.
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Commentary © Glee Violette
Photo credit: Anadolu/Getty

Tuesday, November 3, 2026

enabling a rapist

Rude hits the nail on the head again. It's time to start rebuilding the country after Trump's wrecking ball.


















by the Rude Pundit

Every time the New York Times or Politico or even Fox "news" tries to fluff some flaccid minor issue into a fully-erect controversy, I think, "The president is a rapist and that's something that should be talked about every goddamn day." Indeed, as Donald Trump and complicit Republicans pretend that the totally legal dirty trick of putting someone with the same name as GOP Senator Dan Sullivan on the ballot in Alaska is like an electoral crisis that demands judicial intervention, perhaps up to criminal and civil penalties against Democratic candidate (and frontrunner) Mary Peltola, the media is more or less ignoring a report put out by House Democrats detailing more rape allegations against Trump. And I might be a naif in legal matters, but I'm gonna say that supporting an alleged rapist as president is far more important than whether or not Alaskans are too stupid to figure out there can be more than one Dan Sullivan. 

There are a million fucking reasons to vote for Democrats and/or to vote against Republicans, from the Iran War to ICE's brutal rampage to Trump's wanton, extravagant corruption to the disgusting racism of Trump and many candidates to the failure to address Americans' deep anxiety about health care and income and affordability to the future-murdering refusal to do anything to mitigate the destructive march of the climate crisis to the attack on reality with election lies and immigrant lies and economic lies to the harm caused by the diminishment of science, like vaccines, in favor discredited bullshit to the abandonment of Ukraine in favor of Russia, which is a criminal enterprise disguised as a country to the shitting on our allies with threats and bullying to the baffling waste of funds and time on nonsense like ballrooms and monuments and marble and fake gold shit. I could go on.  You could go on. 

Every step of the way, Republicans in the House and Senate have either actively and enthusiastically voted for all of this or they have enabled it through inaction or vociferous support. The same goes for the rape allegations against Trump, and it's one giant reason to vote out Republicans. We have been living with a president who is a rapist, likely a child rapist, and it's time to fucking do something about that. Your vote for the Democratic candidates is one way to start to hold these rapist-loving bastards to account.

This past Monday, Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee released a report that detailed aspects of the rape and sexual abuse allegations against Trump and his relationship with serial child rapist Jeffrey Epstein that haven't been public or haven't been put into a coherent narrative by a congressional committee. It's filled with disturbing details, like Trump's rape of Beatrice Keul, a Miss Switzerland who was in New York to compete in a beauty pageant owned by Trump. The rape occurred in the Plaza Hotel in November 1993; a month later, Trump married his second wife, Marla Maples, at the Plaza. Jeffrey Epstein was there for the pageant and for the wedding. 

Obviously, the details of the allegations are fucked-up. But the report is not merely a recitation of horrors and of lies (like that Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago, which...nope). Many of the victims made statements to the FBI, and falsely accusing someone of a crime is itself a crime. If they were lying, they were doing it with the threat of prosecution hanging over their heads. This is not to mention the possibility of lawsuits from Trump, who is the suingest asshole in the world.

To back up the allegations, the report gives us information like this about one survivor, who went by "Jane Doe 1" since she was 14 at the time: "As made apparent when viewed in the version made available to Members of Congress, but not to the public, Jane Doe 1 was viewed as a credible witness by DOJ investigators and prosecutors, and she was one of four women to testify against Ghislaine Maxwell during her criminal trial under the pseudonym  'Jane.' Jane’s testimony was devastating for Maxwell’s defense." Epstein had introduced her to Trump at Mar-a-Lago (which ought to be called "Meet-a-Pedo" from now on) with "This is a good one, huh?" to which Trump said, "Yes."

Just think about that: This victim, who was raped or watched others being raped at several Epstein properties, was seen as having strong enough testimony that it could be used in court. 

Another woman, under the pseudonym of "Katie Johnson," sued Trump in 2016 for rape and sexual abuse. She dropped her lawsuit and has gone silent, but she had reported what happened to her by Trump and Epstein to the FBI. Other documents involving complaints to the FBI had been withheld by the Department of Justice in its release of the DOJ-selected Epstein files. Members of Congress had access, and that's why their content is discussed. 

There's more, so much more, in the 53-page report, yet you're not going to hear about any of it or about the fact that Republicans didn't want this to come out. You're gonna hear about the Alaska non-scandal or the tiff between insufferable loser Haley Stevens and rising star Abdul El-Sayed in Michigan or every tiny mistake by a Democrat blown up into a full-on breaking newsgasm. But you're not gonna hear more than something in passing, almost like, "By the way, Trump was accused of more rape. I know. Yawn, right?" instead of a five-alarm fucking blare that the president has been credibly accused of rape and assault by over a dozen women.

Why is it hidden by the corporate media? Perhaps because of the complicity of the billionaire owners of media companies? Perhaps once a media outlet goes down that road, it's all or nothing. If you start reporting that the president is a rapist, then you gotta follow that to its logical end: that president being removed from office and sent to prison.

A fuckton of voters do care about this. They care about the Epstein files. They care that the president is a rapist. They care that Republicans will never do anything about it. And if they give Democrats the keys to Congress, those Democrats better be ready to tear down the rapist-in-chief. As for you, dear voter, your decision is either to side with rape-lovers or vote them out. You know what you need to do.


Monday, November 2, 2026

JoJo from Jerz

Love JoJo from Jerz. Not only is she pretty, she's smart and can curse like a sailor, and she's a Democrat, not a mindless butt-licking toady like MAGA. One last reminder: get out and fucking VOTE. 



In the history of dumb fucking cults, you MAGA lobotomy laureates are—hands down, without a doubt, bar none—the fucking dumbest.

And it’s not even close.

And I can hear people saying, “Jo, be nice.”

Nice?

Nice jumped out a window when Roe v. Wade was overturned. Nice ran into oncoming traffic during the January 6 insurrection. Nice threw a toaster into the bathtub watching Donald Trump’s masked goons shoot American citizens and kidnap people off the street.

Nice has left the building because you fucking Kool-Aid-crusted crayonnoisseurs have tethered the rest of us to the Thelma and Louise car—and in exchange, you’ve gotten fuckall.

At least Heaven’s Gate was promised a spaceship.

You were promised cheaper eggs and got diarrhea lettuce.

Make America Healthy Again? You got a measles comeback tour. Sick of winning? You got whooping cough.

You glorious, star-spangled dipshits. You sanctimonious, self-satisfied shidiots. You tallow-brained, Trump-tumescent troglodytes. You swirling maelstrom of mouth-breathing dumbfuckery.

You are microwave-a-fork stupid. Lick-a-nine-volt-to-see-if-it’s-Republican stupid. Eat-the-fucking-silica-packet-because-you’re-not-a-sheep stupid. Vote-for-the-guy-who-said-he’d-fuck-you, get-fucked, then-mail-him-your-insulin-money stupid.

You cannot fix this kind of stupid. You cannot reason with this level of willful stupidity. You cannot convince somebody that two plus two equals four when Donald Trump says it equals five and you’ve decided the calculator is part of the fucking deep state.

Who’s the candidate? What does he stand for?

“I don’t know anything about him. All I know is Donald Trump says he should be our senator, and I trust him.”

That’s it. That’s the entire intellectual contribution of the damp fucking packing peanut between your ears. You’d ask more questions about a suspicious potato salad than somebody who gets to vote on whether you keep your healthcare.

And when reality refuses to cooperate? The polls are the deep state. Gas prices are the deep state.

Republicans have the Oval Office, the United States Senate, the House of Representatives, and the Supreme Court. They control more state legislatures than Democrats. But somehow—some FUCKING how—it’s the Democrats manipulating everything to make Donald Trump look bad.

A Republican could personally set your curtains on fire and you’d demand Nancy Pelosi reimburse you for the drapes.

I would argue that if Democrats are that powerful, they should be in charge. But what the fuck do I know?

He promised peace. You got eight months of war with Iran. Cheaper gas? Diesel hit record highs. Cheaper groceries? You’re being told to pick another protein because Hamburger Helper now needs a fucking cosigner.

But feed you the lie that Timmy’s preschool teacher secretly operated on him and sent him home as Tammy, and that’s all it takes.

The woman is trying to get sixteen children into coats without somebody eating a mitten. You’ve decided she’s running a clandestine surgical theater behind the cubbies. Between Goldfish crackers and learning what a triangle is. Apparently, she’s got a forty-minute opening.

She can’t get Mason to keep both shoes on, but sure, the laminator folds out into an operating room whenever the parents pull away.

You can’t afford dinner, and you’re demanding a congressional investigation into the fucking finger-paint table.

And what happened to “PROTECT THE CHILDREN” when the conversation got around to Jeffrey Epstein? Trump’s name is all over the Epstein files, and the allegations against him are fucking shocking. You don’t get to manufacture preschool predators while running a protection racket for your pompadoured patron saint of plausible deniability.

A rainbow sticker gets a forensic investigation. Trump gets a fucking permission slip.

His tariffs fucked you. His war fucked you. He slapped his name on a meme coin and you bought it like Jesus had opened a fucking brokerage. His family cashed in. You got a commemorative screenshot of your own fleecing.

He hands the rich a tax break and takes a meat cleaver to Medicaid and food assistance. You’re raffling off a fucking air fryer to pay for surgery, but congratulations to the hedge-fund hemorrhoid on his second yacht.

Yet when anybody proposes helping people afford their lives, you scream “SOCIALISM! COMMUNISM!” You couldn’t distinguish either from fucking ventriloquism. You think the proletariat is something a urologist scrapes off with a tiny spoon.

“NO GOVERNMENT HANDOUTS!”

But dangle five thousand dollars and you rugged individualists are dry-humping the fucking mailbox. DOGE refund? Nothing. Tariff check? Nothing. And what happened to that healthcare plan that was always two fucking weeks away?

Now Trump says if Republicans keep Congress, they can send you those five-thousand-dollar checks.

THEY HAVE CONGRESS.

Why can’t they send the fucking checks NOW? Did the deep state eat the fucking mailman?

And I get why, once upon a time, you actually believed that Manhattan money-grubbing motherfucker who shits on a gold toilet gave a fuck about you.

But do you actually STILL believe that?

Do you still believe that amoral, avaricious, depraved, debased, corrupt, callous, conscienceless con artist—your cash-catfishing, country-club cockalorum, your preening, pud-pulling peckerpotentate, your foundation-frosted fellatiarch—gives a fuck about you?

He has betrayed you, and you’re STILL applauding.

You can’t afford your medication or your mortgage. He’s playing Pretty Pretty Princess with ballrooms, columns, helipads, and golf-course grass. Supergluing gold medallions to the Oval Office like he’s decorating for a fucking Juggalo prom.

He doesn’t give a fuck about you. He’s not even pretending anymore. He’s treating the country like a terminally ill relative whose jewelry he wants before the ambulance arrives.

And yet you’re still out there insisting God sent him.

God sent that stupid, sinister, sexist, sadistic, self-serving, shameless, slovenly, saccharin-filled, spaghetti-sauce-stained sloth?

If that’s who God sent, then God was huffing fucking Glade plug-ins behind a Wawa.

Explain to me exactly how you reason with that. You’re putting stained glass on a porta-potty and calling the smell a religious experience.

And I know. I know. People will say, “Don’t mock them, Jo. Don’t punch down. Don’t make fun of them. Take the high road. Reason with them. Try to convince them. You’ll alienate them. You’ll make them dig deeper into their little foxholes. You’ll push them away.”

After TEN FUCKING YEARS of this shit?

You think the missing ingredient is that we haven’t asked nicely enough?

What’s the plan? Another documentary? A pie chart? Do I need to tuck the Constitution into a slice of American cheese and hand-feed it to you?

No. No, fuck that.

We’re not pulling you into our tent by treating your refusal to learn like everybody else’s failure to teach. You’ll find a justification for the cruelty before the people he’s hurting have even caught their breath.

He hates who you hate, and that’s all you think you need. You’ll forgive every broken promise as long as somebody who doesn’t look like you gets hurt.

He could piss down your back and tell you it’s raining, and you’d ask him to autograph the fucking umbrella.

We have been shackled to your flaming dumpster fire of fucked-up decisions for long enough. We are being governed by fools and morons because a plurality of the dumbest dumbfucks who ever DUMBED believed a con man, a criminal, a counterfeit, a snake-oil salesman, a phony, a fraud.

The high road is that we need to outnumber you. Outvote you. Outmaneuver you. Once and for fucking all.

Your lives keep getting harder, and you can’t name one thing he’s done to make them easier. You can’t point to one thing that’s actually improved your lives in any measurable way.

But you’re still sheep standing in the middle of a goddamn pasture, staring at a wolf holding a sign saying I’M GOING TO EAT YOU, telling each other, “I love the way he tells it like it is.”

Just because you’re dumb enough to keep worshiping the wolf doesn’t mean the rest of us have signed up to be its fucking dinner.

And that’s why we have to vote. We HAVE to vote. Everybody who isn’t one of these fucking idiots has to vote. Vote blue, no matter who. Make it too real to steal and too big to rig.

We’re done letting the people who eat the fucking crayons draw the map.

I love you guys!

Stay safe out there, stay strong, and stay connected to each other!!

AND VOTE!!!!!

💙 Jo

JoJo from Jerz (she's also on Substack)



remember

remember

deja vu

deja vu

indeed

indeed

Probably

Probably

Delete Fox "News"

Delete Fox "News"

Smells really bad

Smells really bad

Applies to Trump

Applies to Trump

Trump is the enemy

Trump is the enemy

2024 Election

2024 Election

$132 billion

$132 billion

Remember

Remember

too true

too true

Didn't realize the GOP hated America so much.

Didn't realize the GOP hated America so much.