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Sunday, September 6, 2026

sales pitch

Here is another guest post from a friend of mine. He has bought a house in Spain and will be moving there full-time in the near future. I am jealous because I am stuck here in deep South Texas with this unbearable heat 9 months out of the year.


“The weirdest thing about leaving America is realizing how much of America is just a sales pitch.

You spend your whole life hearing “greatest country on Earth,” then you go overseas and see clean trains, safer streets, affordable medicine, cities where people can walk without playing Frogger with an SUV, and workers who take vacations without acting like they committed treason.

And then you come home.

You come home to potholes, medical debt, school shooting drills, $17 airport sandwiches, people living in tents under highways, politicians wearing flag pins (or worse, gun pins) while doing absolutely nothing for the people standing in food bank lines, and billionaires being treated like they’re the fragile ones.

And somehow we’re all supposed to stand there, hand over heart, and pretend this is normal.

I don’t hate America. I hate what America has been taught to tolerate.

I hate that we call basic things “radical.” Healthcare? Radical. Paid leave? Radical. Clean air? Radical. Kids not getting shot in math class? Somehow political.

America has incredible people. That’s the tragedy. The people are better than the system they’ve been forced to defend.

So no, I’m not going to call America the greatest country on Earth just because it has the best marketing department.

Real patriotism isn’t pretending the country is perfect.

Real patriotism is being angry that it isn’t.”

Saturday, September 5, 2026

Declaration

Every now and then it's good to re-read some of the founding documents of our nation. Lord knows Donald Trump has never read the Declaration of Independence, or the Constitution itself, and certainly not the Bible. This is not to say that the Bible is one of this nation's founding documents, no matter how many Guardians of Pedophiles (GOPers) say that it is. It's rather fascinating to see so many so-called Christians on the right that act in opposition to the Bible, while they wear it on their sleeves. Hypo-Christians, I call them.

So here is the Declaration of Independence. Have our cowardly conservatives ever even read the Declaration? These GOPers act like they've never even read the Constitution, allowing Trump to walk all over them.


In Congress, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.


Georgia

Button Gwinnett

Lyman Hall

George Walton

 

North Carolina

William Hooper

Joseph Hewes

John Penn

 

South Carolina

Edward Rutledge

Thomas Heyward, Jr.

Thomas Lynch, Jr.

Arthur Middleton

 

Massachusetts

John Hancock

Maryland

Samuel Chase

William Paca

Thomas Stone

Charles Carroll of Carrollton

 

Virginia

George Wythe

Richard Henry Lee

Thomas Jefferson

Benjamin Harrison

Thomas Nelson, Jr.

Francis Lightfoot Lee

Carter Braxton

 

Pennsylvania

Robert Morris

Benjamin Rush

Benjamin Franklin

John Morton

George Clymer

James Smith

George Taylor

James Wilson

George Ross

Delaware

Caesar Rodney

George Read

Thomas McKean

 

New York

William Floyd

Philip Livingston

Francis Lewis

Lewis Morris

 

New Jersey

Richard Stockton

John Witherspoon

Francis Hopkinson

John Hart

Abraham Clark

 

New Hampshire

Josiah Bartlett

William Whipple

 

Massachusetts

Samuel Adams

John Adams

Robert Treat Paine

Elbridge Gerry

 

Rhode Island

Stephen Hopkins

William Ellery

 

Connecticut

Roger Sherman

Samuel Huntington

William Williams

Oliver Wolcott

 

New Hampshire

Matthew Thornton




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Friday, September 4, 2026

Honor

We are coming close to the 25th anniversary of the September 11 attacks. I was at work on the 44th floor of One Shell Plaza in downtown Houston when news about the attacks started coming in. Living and working in Houston, considered the energy capital of the U.S., made us think that we could also be a target of terrorists, so management sent us home immediately. Those images are permanently emblazoned in my mind. Over 2,000 people killed, almost instantly. There are still conspiracy theories, naturally, around the attacks, but right now I want to publish this story about one young woman who was aboard United Airlines flight 93.






















She was 27 years old.

And in her final minutes alive, she tried to comfort everyone else.

On September 11, 2001, a young woman picked up an Airfone on a hijacked plane and spoke eight words her family has carried for the rest of their lives:

“This is going to be so much harder for you than it is for me.”

Her name was Honor Elizabeth Wainio.

Everyone called her Lizz.

Two days earlier, she had been in Paris.

She had just returned from Europe — a long-anticipated trip filled with joy. She attended a friend’s wedding in Florence. She walked the Champs-Élysées. She stepped into a church and lit a candle for her grandmother.

She once told her mother that if she ever got to see Paris, she could die happy.

She was 27. A rising district manager for Discovery Channel Stores. Driven. Organized. Warm. The kind of person who lived quickly because she believed there was so much life ahead.

On the morning of September 11, 2001, Lizz boarded United Airlines Flight 93 in Newark, bound for San Francisco.

There were 40 passengers and crew onboard.

At 9:28 a.m., four hijackers stormed the cockpit.

The plane violently dropped 700 feet. Screams filled the cabin. Passengers were forced to the rear of the aircraft.

But something happened on Flight 93 that changed history.

Through phone calls placed from seat-back Airfones and cell phones, passengers learned the unimaginable truth: planes had already struck the World Trade Center. The Pentagon had been hit.

This was not a hostage situation.

It was a coordinated suicide attack.

The people onboard understood before it was too late.

In the chaos, someone handed Lizz a phone.

“Call someone you love.”

She reached her stepmother, Esther.

Her voice, according to family accounts and later investigations, was steady. Clear. Not hysterical. Not broken.

She was trying to protect the person on the other end.

“It just hurts me most,” she said, “that this is going to be so much harder for you than it is for me.”

Pause there.

A 27-year-old woman, facing death at 30,000 feet, worried more about her family’s grief than her own fear.

They spoke for several minutes — about four, according to reports. They breathed together. There were no dramatic speeches. Just love carried through static.

Then Lizz said something else.

“I’m gonna be with Grandma.”

Her grandmother had lived near rural Pennsylvania — not far from where the plane would ultimately crash. Lizz could not have known that.

But in that moment, she found comfort in reunion.

At 9:57 a.m., passengers made a collective decision.

They were going to fight back.

Flight attendant Sandra Bradshaw told her husband she was boiling water to throw at the hijackers. Passenger Todd Beamer prayed the Lord’s Prayer with an operator and said words that would echo across a stunned nation:

“Let’s roll.”

Lizz’s final words came just before the counterattack began.

“They’re getting ready to break into the cockpit. I have to go. I love you. Good-bye.”

At 10:03 a.m., Flight 93 crashed into a field near Shanksville, Pennsylvania.

Investigators later concluded the hijackers were likely targeting either the U.S. Capitol or the White House. Because the passengers resisted, the aircraft never reached its intended target.

The 40 passengers and crew were later awarded the Congressional Gold Medal in recognition of their courage.

Today, the site is preserved as the Flight 93 National Memorial.

There stands the Tower of Voices — 40 wind chimes, each tuned to a distinct note. When the wind crosses that quiet Pennsylvania field, the chimes do not blend into one sound.

They remain separate. Individual.

For years, Lizz’s father would call her cellphone just to hear her voicemail greeting. One day, the service was discontinued. The message was gone.

He later said losing her voice a second time felt unbearable.

At the memorial, he listens for a particular chime.

“That’s my daughter,” he says.

Honor Elizabeth Wainio’s story is not only about how she died.

It is about how she chose to live her final minutes.

She had just seen Paris. She had just lit a candle for her grandmother. She had plans. She had momentum. She had a future.

And when the worst moment imaginable arrived, she did not ask for comfort.

She gave it.

In a day remembered for smoke and terror, there were also phone calls filled with grace. There were strangers who became allies. There were ordinary people who refused to surrender quietly.

Thirty thousand feet above the earth, a young woman chose love over panic.

And because of people like her — frightened, human, brave — history shifted.

We remember her.

We remember all forty.


Thursday, September 3, 2026

Thomas Clay

And now a little political commentary with some humor tossed in. Take it away, Thomas Clay.



Just to be as transparent and clear as possible, I may have spent the last ten years saying things that were what some people would say were 'disrespectful' of the president of the United States.

It is true that on occasion that I have said that he was an Orange Shitdemon who defecates lies as easily as he breathes. I have also insulted his non-existent intelligence endlessly calling him an imbecile, a orange-face dunderhead, Donald Dumbfuckitus and when he had the unmitigated gall to say he was a 'stable genius' I made the observation that this was also inaccurate because any pet or rat in a stable had more intelligence than this absolute imbecile. I have literally worn out a thesaurus trying to find new words that can truly describe the flat imbecility that has afflicted every single person with a conscience.

I remember when Nixon said, 'Just think what you're losing. You won't have Nixon to kick around anymore' and that was true because nobody successfully kicked him into a coma that he did not recover from. Sadly Nixon lived longer than the 5 million people he murdered in Southeast Asia and his goblin Secretary of State lived to be a century old.

The point is that evil lives a very long time and we are still paying for the evil that Nixon unleashed on the people of America. Then came Ronald Reagan in his infinite stupidity unleashed the man who would do more damage to western civilization than any other humanoid in world history, Rupert Murdoch who is also going to keep his mortal coil into his 100th year and marry another woman every year who has the witchcraft to do what a Cialis and Viagra drip cannot do and that is raise the dead and Rupert has been angry about this for at least 50 years.

Over the past six days, Republicans have entirely forgotten how many times they said Hillary had not given a press conference or Joe Biden and a litany of other nonsensical bullshit that their minds shart out through their brain's anus which is their mouth but they have found some amount of moral outrage that Liberals are saying simply awful things about Trump's very obvious mental decline.
 
They are at full froth at so many Democrats enjoying the fact that Mr. Trump did not even have the time or self respect to not put on that disgusting spray tan embalming fluid onto his face that allows him to play the Geriatric Playboy like Hugh Heffner himself except it is obviously clear that Melania nor anyone else is willing to do diaper dootie and pretend that the Presidential Mushroom is still functioning with a catheter in it.

Yesterday there was a strange occurrence that showed someone on the second floor of the White House opening a window and tossing a garbage bag out onto the White House Lawn. The second floor is where the residence is of the President is and that particular part of the White House is known to be a bathroom where someone only allowed on the second floor could throw the contents of something left in the bathroom of the White House in the presidential quarters so disgusting that they were worried that the many maids in the White House could not be exposed to.

What was it? Who would have a reason to throw a trash bag out of the White House Window in the presidential residence in the middle of the day? Since Trump's catheter has been spotted on several occasions it is only logical that Dumbshiticus had soiled himself and was trying to discard the evidence of him soiling himself by throwing a mystery trash bag full of a dirty diaper so rancid that a HAZMAT team would have to suit up to dispose of it in a superfund site.

Naturally I do not condone the liberal hand wringing and cackling like Renfeild as a gentleman of the South at Trump losing so much of his basic humanity that he can no longer control his bowels, bladder or his worst anus, his mouth.

It is unbecoming a gentleman to revel in the ultimate demise of the President of the United States the way he did his own father who would suit up perfectly and forget to put on his underwear.
So here we are with the oldest president ever to con enough morons into voting for his flatulent ass that many world leaders have had to beg for some manner of fumigation of cyanide to relieve themselves of the rotting stench of what can only be said to be the rancid shits of the Hamburglar who has 70 years of McDonald's left over in his bowels that would gag a maggot.

Yes it is true that nobody has seen Trump get up from a chair and walk away since the White House was forced to admit that Trump has a venous condition that makes his cankles balloon into the size of cantaloupes. At his last autopsy, I mean physical, Trump was said to be 6'3" and 224 pounds which are the exact dimensions for Chris Hemsworth and with that 50" waist, I have trouble believing Karoline Leavitt when she has the temerity to say Trump has the same dimensions of Thor when a fat Porky the Pig is more apt.

As many many people have observed that Shitshispants has had numerous episodes of Ischemic heart disease if not strokes, it is becoming more and more apparent that with Trump discussing going to heaven now twice that something terminal is lurking nearby and that perhaps the Grim Reaper has gotten hold of old Donnie Shitshispants with the unending applause of a lot of unrepentant Democrats clamoring for his demise and it is you people I mean to set straight should McTacoTits cross the river Styx.
First and foremost all of you liberal heathens, you will abandon any and all sense of dignity and decorum that we have normally afforded even that traitor Nixon.

If and when we get the glorious news that Trump has finally departed for the gates of hell, you will go to the nearest liquor store and flame whatever money you have on a truly honest week-long bender. What poison you choose is not important. Wayne LaPierre is known to have snorted cocaine off several hookers asses when the Supreme Court handed down that Heller decision and since we will be bidding goodbye to singularly the worst man these United States has ever produced onto the planet, we must sing and dance longer and harder than the first time we heard the Uptown Funk is gonna get ya!

Las Vegas is going through some things at the moment and there is no place better to celebrate and spend your hard-earned celebratory cash than there. There is also a Trump hotel there that could make a 40 story bonfire where we could truck in enough smores for every American who has had to live through this unending MAGA nightmare and yes it will truly offend MAGAts everywhere and it needs to.

They must bear witness to this unholy maggot shedding his mortal coil and the reaction of their fellow Americans. We could call in the Aircraft Carriers and tie Stephen Miller to Trump's corpse and drop it from 30,000 feet while several AC130 SPECTRE gunships ran both of them through the rotor wash until there was nothing left but 600 pounds of crustacean food left.

New York City should have already raised the countdown ball to Trump's inevitable doom. We can play Prince's '1999' over and over along with 'Shiny Happy People' by REM as the people of the planet awaken to the very real news that Trump's darkness has finally reached its dawn and that he is no more.

As a fervent atheist Trump is the perfect example that there is no god because no man since Hitler and Stalin has deserved to be turned into a National Toilet on the National Mall like Donald John Trump.

I have hated him since Barbara Walters was stinking up the airwaves with his endless bullshit. All of my friends hate him and the mutual hatred has brought us all together in an indescribable alliance where we pray and wish that his evil pestilence will finally end and that his children are scorned in the same way Job's children were scorned.

When he dies, mercy grant it soon, we will make his death day a National Holiday so all people young and old can remember how truly evil this vile cretin was and any painting or some manner of Piñata can be erected every single year and shot with a hellfire missile or a thousand pounds of TNT. Either are perfectly acceptable and should any of you quisling maggots come tell me I suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome I will tell you that with his death, everyone but you are now cured.

May his corpse be the public toilet it deserves to be after someone has some bad guacamole taco shits and can drop a load on Trump whenever the Taco Bell hits.

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