Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself. -old Apache saying

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Silly Christians

Thanks to Dave, thanks to the Friendly Atheist, and thanks to all of those quick-witted, fast-acting atheists out there. Happy Holidays! Hahahaaa!

Thanks to Christians, Atheists Displays Will Flourish in Loudoun County

For the past couple of years, there has been a battle in Loudoun County, Virginia over which displays, if any, should be allowed in front of the county courthouse.

Last year, the courthouse Grounds and Facilities Committee wanted to ban all displays, while the county Supervisor and other community members wanted to continue to allow all displays — including atheist ones. (Both options would’ve been legal.)

Even the state’s notoriously conservative Attorney General Ken Cuccinelliweighed in on the matter because he wanted to see nativity scenes in front of the courthouse:

… it is my opinion that a local governmental entity is never categorically compelled to prohibit holiday displays, including those incorporating recognizably religious symbols, because governments enjoy considerable discretion in accommodating the religious expression of their citizens and employees and in their own recognition of traditional seasonal holidays. It is further my opinion that displays depicting the birth of Jesus Christ are permissible provided the government ensures appropriate content and context.

Of course, the only legal way to allow nativity scenes at the courthouse is to allow non-Christian displays as well.

After all the discussion, the county decided to continue allowing all displays. The rules were as follows: 10 displays would be allowed on the courthouse grounds and applications would be considered on a first-come, first-served basis.

Cuccinelli and his allies wanted to open the door for nativity scenes… but it turns out they kept the floodgates open for atheists.

Of the ten displays this year, only three of them are Christian: two nativity scenes and a “letter from Jesus.”

The rest? Well, just check out this list:

A sign showing a picture of the Easter Bunny, Santa and Jesus Christ with text that states, “Myths for Young and Old,” a quote from Thomas Edison and information about the Loudoun Atheists, submitted by Leesburg resident Emmert Elsea.

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A banner with the text “Celebrating our Constitution” and language about keeping church and state separate, submitted by Leesburg resident Rick Wingrove. The banner comes from American Atheists and NOVA Atheists.

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A banner promoting “reason in the holiday season,” submitted by Lansdowne resident Larry Mendoza.

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A holiday display that will either be a Tree of Knowledge or a holiday message sign, from Sterling resident Lydia Rice.

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A sign about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, submitted by Leesburg resident Ken Levesque.

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Another sign from the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, this one with a holiday message, submitted by Matthew Courtney of Reston.

Oh. And there’s some art work featuring Santa on a cross to show “society’s materialistic obsessions and addictions and how it is killing the peace, love, joy and kindness that is supposed to be prevalent during the holiday season.”

How amazingly blasphemous and wonderful is that?!

If that’s not awesome enough, it turns out that one of the display spaces may be out of commission… meaning the county would have to cut the number of displays down to nine. That means axing the last application that was approved… which would be one of the nativity scenes :)

This is actually the second year atheists have taken advantage of this let-all-displays-flourish policy — last year, they had six displays as well.

Thanks to Ken Cuccinelli and all the Christians who supported the idea of allowing all displays on the courthouse grounds! It backfired on you, completely, but the holiday season just got better for the rest of us.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Notes from the Trail



Bullshit: More Damaging to the Atmosphere Than Cow Farts?
By Steve Bhaerman

"The media has inundated us with so much toxic B.S. that our skeptic system has overflowed, and we end up swallowing huge ironies whole. So here is an irony supplement to munch on: We need a totalitarian police state to preserve our freedom." -- Swami Beyondananda


Those who insist that all of America's industries have been outsourced have missed an important one. No, not medical marijuana, although that is clearly one of our few thriving industries.

I'm talking about the bullshit industry.

Here are some jaw-dropping statistics:

In 2009, $4 billion was spent by the fast food industry in advertising.

Big Pharma spends more on advertising than on research and development.

Tobacco companies spend $15.3 billion a year on marketing and promotion.

In 2010, $50 billion was spent on TV advertising alone.

So, starving artists take heart! Simply become a bullshit artist, and you'll have plenty to eat. If this sounds cynical and negative, that is not my intent. One of the higher purposes of comedy is to "pump ironies" - that is, to bring to consciousness contrasts that we don't tend to notice in ordinary reality. And ... in being inundated with so many skewed messages on a daily basis, our concept of "normal" has been so toxically distorted that we accept pathology as "just the way things are."

Thanks to what I will heretofore refer to as the "bullshit industry," we are made to want things that we don't need, and are in fact, harmful. But that's not all the bullshit industry does. It also bombards us with trivia, misinformation and disinformation, causing confusion that unhinges us from our humanity and our true self-interest. Over the course of the past sixty years or so, the "citizen" has become virtually extinct, and been replaced by the "consumer."

While the consumerization that is consuming humanity is a worldwide phenomenon, the United States is a special case. I wonder what those who have fought and died for freedom of the press would say about the article that appeared on the Common Dreams site called Why Americans Are Stupid.

Here is the most recent issue of Time magazine as it appears in Europe, East Asia, the South Pacific ... and in the good ole USA.


As anyone who has traveled overseas and watched the news has observed, news for Americans is generally geared to a fifth-grade level. Consequently, we have been "stupidized" into thinking at a fifth-grade level, and have become first-rate consumers, and fifth-rate citizens.

What passes for "political discourse" is a polarizing shouting match that distracts us from what is really happening. So, while left and right have been pushing one another's hot button "G-spots" (as in God, Guns and Gays) insuring that we stay divided and conquered, a "bipartisan" bill introduced in the Senate by Democrat Carl Levin (Michigan) and Republican John McCain (Arizona) that essentially declares the USA a "permanent battlefield" where American citizens can be detained indefinitely and imprisoned without charge or trial. The bill has passed the Senate, and is now awaiting President Obama's signature or veto.

This is what happens when we're not paying attention. The good news about such alarming developments is that the purpose of an "alarm" is to wake people up. And now what is required is that we step outside of our tribal comfort zones and see and hear what folks on the "other side" are saying. While it's easy to dismiss Fox "news" as Fox fiction (Fox News is not able to broadcast in Canada because of a pesky piece of legislation, Canada's Radio Act which states "a licenser may not broadcast ... any false or misleading news") here is an amazingly clear diatribe by Judge Andrew Napolitano broadcast on Fox Business News that parallels the alarm expressed by the left-leaning ACLU in the paragraph above.

The only way we will overgrow Big Brother is first by acknowledging that the infrastructure of totalitarian tyranny is being installed NOW ... and by coming together with those who are awakening regardless of where they align on the political spectrum. Those willing to step outside the matrix of the current political puppet show to expose the "man behind the curtain" are the true leaders of the future. And folks, the future is here now.

I am reminded of a scene in Bringing Down A Dictator (a film I highly recommend renting and showing) that documents the "spectacular defeat of Slobodan Milosevic in October, 2000, by an ingenious nonviolent strategy of honest elections and massive civil disobedience." In this one scene, the leaders of all the opposition parties - many of them bitter enemies - had to unite around one candidate to oppose Milosevic. As you watch them standing together on the platform, you can feel how uncomfortable they are. And yet, this is what was required to save their nation from tyranny. In a similar way, the American Revolution was broad enough to encompass Alexander Hamilton (who was virtually a monarchist) and libertarian freethinker Thomas Jefferson.

And now an American Evolution is required to call forth the "heart and soul" of who we are, so that we use our energy to learn together instead of falling for the "impropaganda" designed to distract us. Imagine the energy that could be liberated if Americans from all political stripes (not to mention plaids and polka dots) stood together and declared, "No more bullshit! We're not buying it."

What if we brought together a left-right coalition like the one my friend Joseph McCormick helped create in April 2006 that included The Christian Coalition and MoveOn.org? Between them, those two powerful organizations shut down the switchboards of Congress in order to successfully preserve net neutrality.

Could we pull together a full-spectrum coalition today to preserve the Bill of Rights and establish a truer balance of power? This is where the REAL 99% needs to show up to completely and utterly "occupy" our political process NOW. While the Occupy Wall Street movement is about the power of money to buy influence, on a deeper level it's about a system that has become so corrupted, it's become impossible to distinguish between the corruption and the system itself.

This is what Americans from across the political spectrum are fed up with ... and only by addressing these fundamental issues of governance (rather than devolving the conversation into specific policy) will we survive as free individuals in the context of healthy community.

Provide the context ... and the content will take care of itself.

Everything else is - you should pardon the expression - extraneous bullshit.

As An Antidote ... Go See the Thrive Movie

What We the People are now involved in is a rapid self-education process. Just as a healthy body requires accurate signals to maintain health, a healthy body politic also needs accurate information in order to protect itself and thrive. And speaking of "Thrive," I highly recommend the movie of the same name produced by my evolutionary co-hearts Foster and Kimberly Gamble.

At a time when threads (not to mention threats) need to be tied together, this thoughtful, well-produced movie weaves together such diverse issues as new energy technology and suppressed inventions, UFO reports by military observers, the overarching multinational corporations and the banking industry, and even "depopulation" agendas, into a narrative that ventures down the deepest, darkest rat hole ... and emerges with an encouraging and empowering message: We are here to "thrive," and we will ... provided we evolve from spiritual, psychological and political "children" into caring, conscious and courageous adults.

You won't agree with everything in this story, and you might find some of it upsetting ... but, to quote the Swami, "The truth shall upset you free." If you find that the "official narrative" more and more questionable, you will find that Thrive provides a much likelier story, and it presents the story with no sensationalism and plenty of artistry. You may find showings in your neighborhood, and the movie is rentable for private shows (and free if no admission is charged).

Finally, you will find that the movie is a "living story" that is unfolding through Thrive's comprehensive website that offers a clear and deep analysis of the problems, practical strategies for solutions, and includes Barbara Marx Hubbard 12 sectors of human crisis / opportunity stating for each a Vision, the Dangers we face, the Opportunities ahead of us, and the Critical Issues in the field.

I am happy to be supporting this movie, and Swami's comedy will soon appear on their website.

Meanwhile, I offer one more radical - and some would say shocking - proposal ...

Is It Time to Reconsider Marxism?

When America went through the economic crisis of the 1930s called The Great Depression, it is understandable that many disheartened individuals turned to Marxism. And now 80 years later, is it possible that a Marxist approach can address our current depression? Please click here for an example of Marxist activism from 1941 that might very we be helpful today.

Join the Upwising!

Witches Bull

On December 5, 1484, Pope Innocent VIII's notorious "Witches Bull" (Bull Summis desiderantes) was issued, officially commencing the witchhunts. Historians estimate that victims put to death as a result ranged from 600,000 to more than 9 million, over the 250 years of the witchhunts.



That's a pretty wide range - 600,000 to 9 million, but isn't that religion in a nutshell? (no pun intended). Anything that can't be easily explained gets a supernatural label. No doubt Christianity has come a long way since 1484 (Columbus was just about to set sail!), but it still has a long, long way to go, before it's finally put in the graveyard where it belongs.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Greg Palast in town

Greg Palast has a new book out: Vulture's Picnic: In Pursuit of Petroleum Pigs, Power Pirates and High-Finance Predators. So, it's time for a book tour, and it coincides nicely with KPFT's "Quiet Campaign" fund drive. It could be time to get out of the house.

Greg Palast in Houston - KPFT Benefit





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"Vulture's Picnic: In Pursuit of Petroleum Pigs, Power Pirates and High-Finance Predators". Book signing and movie Presentation:Thursday December 8, 2011, 7 pm. St. Paul's United Methodist Church, 5501 Main Street, Houston, Texas 77004 (Location Map) $150 Meet & Greet donation, includes a book, refreshments, a chance to chat with the author, reserved seating at the main event. $10 at the door for general admission.


Buy General Admission Tickets at this link. Movie Trailer


About the Author: Greg Palast is an investigative reporter and author of the New York Times and international bestsellers The Best Democracy Money Can’t Buy and Armed Madhouse. He is best known as the reporter who uncovered how Katrina Harris purged thousands of African-Americans from the Florida voter rolls in the 2000 Presidential Election. The Guardian called him “The best investigative reporter of our time and the funniest.” He is the Patron of the University Philosophical Society at Trinity College, Dublin, an honor previously help by Jonathan Swift and Oscar Wilde.


About the Book: Vultures' Picnic is pulp nonfiction at its best. It's an unbelievable investigation into the corrupt heart of Big Oil, and behind it, Bigger Finance, exposing once and for all the corporate vultures that feed on the weak and poison our planet.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Indefinite detention?

Well, this is certainly something to keep an eye on. Is the Congress going to allow the military to arrest and detain American citizens indefinitely without trial? Do we need some refreshers on the U.S. Constitution?

Are Americans in Line for Gitmo?
by Ray McGovern

click here and see if the internet obliges

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Happy Birthday, WA!

On this date in 1935, director Woody Allen (né Allen Stewart Konigsberg), was born in Brooklyn, N.Y. His Jewish parents sent him to eight years of Hebrew school. "I am a Jew only in the sense that I was born into a Jewish family. I have no interest in the organized religions beyond a certain cerebral historical curiosity. They are all nonsense to me in their basic premises. . . . I'm agnostic, but I have one foot in atheism." (Interview by Simon Hattenstone, The Guardian Weekend, March 29, 1997, cited in Who's Who in Hell, edited by Warren Allen Smith.)

He began selling gags to an agency serving newspaper columnists as a teenager. By 16, he was writing for Sid Caesar, and had started to call himself "Woody Allen." He briefly attended New York University, but dropped out to write scripts for television, such as the Ed Sullivan Show and The Tonight Show. Allen won his first Emmy in 1957. He did stand-up comedy, then returned to writing, working for a time for "The Candid Camera."

He wrote his first film, "What's New, Pussycat" in 1965, and directed his first film, "What's Up, Tiger Lily," in 1966. His first onscreen acting appearance was a bit part in the James Bond film, "Casino Royale" (1967). He began to write and direct a series of comic movies: "Take the Money and Run" (1969), "Bananas" (1971), "Play It Again, Sam" (1972), "Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask" (1972), "Sleeper" (1973), "Annie Hall" (1977), which won 4 Academy Awards, "Manhattan" (1979), "Stardust Memories" (1980), "Midsummer Nights Sex Comedy" (1982), and "Celebrity" (1998). His serious films include "Interiors" (1978), "Hannah & Her Sisters" (1986) and "Crimes and Misdemeanors" (1989).

The autobiographical "Stardust Memories" contains an Allen character who quips, "To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition." In his book, Without Feathers (1975), Allen wrote: "How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"


“Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.” — Woody
Allen, "My Philosophy," The New Yorker, Dec. 27, 1969

remember

remember

deja vu

deja vu

indeed

indeed

Probably

Probably

Delete Fox "News"

Delete Fox "News"

Smells really bad

Smells really bad

Applies to Trump

Applies to Trump

Trump is the enemy

Trump is the enemy

2024 Election

2024 Election

$132 billion

$132 billion

Remember

Remember

too true

too true

Didn't realize the GOP hated America so much.

Didn't realize the GOP hated America so much.