six weeks?!

One of the proposals in Obama's recent State of the Union address was that all employees should get six weeks of paid vacation time. Needless to say, Congress didn't like the idea. Has Congress EVER liked ANY idea Obama has come up with?

Six Weeks’ Paid Leave Opposed By People With Thirty-Three Weeks’ Paid Leave

BY ANDY BOROWITZ

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—President Obama’s proposal to give workers six weeks of paid leave is meeting strong opposition from a group of people who annually receive thirty-three weeks of paid leave.

Members of the group heard the President’s proposal on Tuesday night, one of the few nights of the year when they are required to report to their workplace.

The opponents of paid leave, who show up for work a hundred and thirty-seven days per year and receive paid leave for the other two hundred and twenty-eight, were baffled by other moments in the President’s speech.

For example, they were confused by Obama’s challenge to try to survive on a full-time job that pays fifteen thousand dollars, since they all currently hold a part-time job that pays a hundred and seventy-four thousand dollars.

Original. (I'm glad Borowitz is on our side).