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Monday, December 3, 2018

the church!


From a strange node on the internet comes The Gallery of Regrettable Food. On that site you will find a sub-gallery of The Unbearable Sadness of Vegetables. WTF? Go here.


It wasn’t until much later, when they caught the First Lutheran Church standing over the body of another housewife over in Cass County, that they realized that the spire had been stalking and murdering women for years. This explained why so many women got that creepy feeling that someone was watching them - and when they turned around, they just saw a church.

Later, they’d think: wait a minute. There’s no church in our side yard. And by then the church would be gone.

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He's always watching

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