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With AI being what it is these days...WTF IS IT?!...you don't know any longer who or what is writing what. It seems there is suddenly a lot of pretty long pieces on Facebook these days. Are they written by AI? Hard to say. Some of them are not signed by any person. But if something that you read "seems" accurate and true, is it wrong to spread that to others? If a piece is accurate (as far as you know), I see no problem in replicating it. We may have reached a point where computers are writing most of what we read. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.

I found this one under the heading "I Fucking Love Australia."

Read that again. Read it slowly.

The President of the United States just bombed a sovereign nation, killed their head of state, killed 40 of their senior officials, lit the entire Middle East on fire, and then got on Truth Social.. His personal fucking crayon drawing wall to tell Iran that if they dare to retaliate against the country that just bombed them, he will hit them with a "force that has never been seen before."

"Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This man is wearing a nappy and controlling nuclear weapons. Let that sink in for a moment.

Now I want to stop on that phrase. "A force that has never been seen before." Never been seen before. You sure about that, big fella? Because I'm pretty confident the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki have a very different fucking story to tell about American force that nobody had ever seen before. Their grandchildren are still telling that story. It's etched into the fucking ground where their city used to be. So maybe wind your fat neck in with the "never been seen before" rhetoric, you bloodthirsty, mango-coloured, dementia-riddled maniac.

Let's be crystal clear about what just happened here, because the media is going to dress this up in the usual diplomatic language and I refuse to do that.

The United States illegally launched a preemptive military strike on Iran. No declaration of war. No UN mandate. No international legal framework of any kind. Just bombs. Just death. Just 40 bodies and a dead Supreme Leader and hundreds of civilians caught in the middle. That is not a military operation. That is state-sponsored murder conducted by a man who spent his first term dodging criminal charges and his second term apparently deciding that starting a world war was a good way to stay out of prison.

And now, having done all of that, having committed what any honest legal scholar would call a war crime, he's on Truth Social warning the people he just bombed that they are not allowed to respond.

You blew up their country. You killed their leader. And you're telling them to sit quietly and take it.

Or what? Or you'll nuke them? Is that what "never been seen before" means? Are you actually threatening to drop nuclear weapons on Iranian civilians? Are you going to turn Tehran into another Hiroshima because Jared fucking Kushner whispered in your ear that it would be good for real estate values in the region?

Because let's talk about Jared. Let's talk about the plastic-faced, silk-shirt-wearing, failed property developer who has been Benjamin Netanyahu's personal little errand boy for the better part of a decade. This is the man who brokered the Abraham Accords and then stuck his hand out for two billion dollars from the Saudis the moment he left office. This is the man whose Middle East "peace plan" was so laughably one-sided that every Arab nation on earth rejected it on sight. This is the man who has been whispering in Trump's ear about Iran for years, nudging, suggesting, planting seeds, because Netanyahu has wanted this moment for twenty years and Jared Kushner was his inside man in the White House.

Trump just handed Netanyahu the war he always wanted. And now Trump is standing at a podium in a USA cap, doing his tough guy voice, threatening a nation of 90 million people with annihilation because the guy whose cock his son-in-law has been enthusiastically slobbering on for the last decade finally got what he wanted.

And here's the thing that should terrify every single person on this planet right now.

Trump is not going to win this. He cannot win this. He has stumbled drunk and nappy-clad into a conflict that has no clean exit, no achievable objective, and no endgame that doesn't involve either a humiliating withdrawal or a catastrophic escalation. Iran is not Iraq. Iran is not Afghanistan. Iran has a population of 90 million people, a hardened military that has been preparing for this exact scenario for 40 years, allies in Russia and China who are watching very carefully, and absolutely nothing left to lose now that their Supreme Leader is dead and their nation has been bombed in broad daylight.

You cannot threaten your way out of a war you chose to start. You cannot post on Truth Social and expect a nation that has just been attacked to read your all-caps tantrum and decide to stand down. That is not how war works. That is not how any of this works.

But this doddering, diaper-wearing, walking liability doesn't know that. He's never fought in a war. He got five draft deferments. He has never experienced a single physical consequence in his entire soft, pampered, fraudulent life. He thinks strength is a Truth Social post. He thinks dominance is a threat. He thinks the whole world operates like one of his shitty real estate negotiations where you just bluster loud enough and the other guy folds.

Iran is not folding.

And the rest of us — the Australians sitting here watching our fuel prices explode, watching our stranded citizens try to get out of a Middle East that's on fire, watching the global economy start to shake because 20 percent of the world's oil supply just got a cork shoved in it — we're the ones who are going to pay for this man's stupidity.

Not him. Never him.

Us.

PS: No offence to normal people suffering from incontinence issues.