Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself. -old Apache saying

Monday, January 31, 2011

Groundhog Day

Hey, why not? They are just about as accurate as the paid forecasters, especially when it comes to forecasting six weeks out.

Groundhog Day 2011: Find your local groundhog

Punxsutawney Phil might just be the world's most famous weather-forecasting groundhog, but he's not the only one.

Whether or not Phil sees his shadow on Wednesday, his opinion isn't the only one that counts. The list below has a few other, perhaps more local, weather predicting rodents who may or may not foresee six more weeks of winter on Feb. 2, from AOL News.

  • Buckeye Chuck: Ohio's official groundhog since 1979
  • Staten Island Chuck: The groundhog of the Staten Island zoo who took a bite out of Mayor Bloomberg in 2009
  • Smith Lake Jake: Predicting the weather from Birminghom Zoo in Alabama
  • Wiarton Willie: Currently known as Wee Willie 2, the groundhog represents Ontario
  • General Beauregard Lee: The University of Georgia awarded this groundhog a "Doctor of Weather Prognostication"
  • Octorara Orphie: Lancaster, Pa.'s groundhog, often overshadowed by Phil
  • Dunkirk Dave: Representing Dunkirk, NY
  • French Creek Freddie: Representing French Creek, WV
  • Woodstock Willie: Representing Woodstock, IL
  • Malverne Mel: Representing Malverne, NY
  • Jimmy The Groundhog: Representing Sun Praire, WI
  • Stormy Marmot: Representing Aurura, CO
  • Shubenacadadie Sam: Representing Nova Scotia, Canada
  • Balzac Billy: Representing Alberta, Canada

So what are we in for? Six more weeks of winter? Or is spring around the corner?

Give us your guess below and let us know if you think Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow.

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PETA ad

No way THIS will EVER make it on during the Super Bowl.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Tighten your belts

or your suspenders, or your straps, or ...

It is a tragedy that we cannot bring ourselves to cut the war machine.


Never Enough

So, Ford Motor Company reported $6.6 BILLION in net profit for 2010, it's biggest profit in over a decade.

They awarded UAW members with a $5,000 profit-sharing check, two-thirds more than they were obligated to award.

They reduced their debt by $14.5 BILLION; they gained market share for the second year in a row and made money in every region of the U.S.

But, ooo! ooo! They lost $51 million in Europe in the 4th quarter, SO ANALYSTS WERE DISAPPOINTED AND THE STOCK WAS HAMMERED BY 13%!! Could it be the fact that "investors" don't want to see U.S. workers make any gains at all??

Wall Street is SICK! Wall Street greed is out of control! And what are we doing about it? A weak, measly "financial reform" bill that does practically nothing.


Ford made $6.6 billion in 2010, workers get $5,000 profit-sharing checks.

Ford, in reporting its biggest profit in more than a decade Friday, disappointed Wall Street but pleased UAW workers with bonuses averaging $5,000.

The profit-sharing bonus was two-thirds larger than the amount Ford was required to pay under its contract, said UAW President Bob King.

"What's really important for our members to know is they didn't have to do this," King told the Free Press.

With about 20,000 Ford hourly workers living in Michigan, the checks, due in March, will help lift the state's economy.

Ford's stock fell 13.4% on Friday and closed at $16.27 after the company said it made $6.6 billion last year -- its largest profit in more than a decade.

Ford disappointed investors by losing $51 million in Europe in the fourth quarter, and it spent more money than expected launching new models such as the Ford Explorer. Raw material costs also rose.

Still, Ford reduced its debt by $14.5 billion in 2010, gained market share in the U.S. for the second straight year and made money in every region.

"This is the best year we've had since 1999," Ford President and CEO Alan Mulally said, adding that Ford should make even more money this year.

After years of plant closures, job cuts and cuts in worker benefits, the profit-sharing checks should also boost morale as Ford enters contract talks with the UAW this year.

"It's great to see the company turning around," said Ron Buchanan of Clawson, who works at Ford's axle plant in Sterling Heights.

Ford falls short of expectations by hitting $1.3B in 4Q earnings

Ford's fourth-quarter profits, reported Friday, were nearly half of what some analysts expected, falling short of Wall Street's expectations for the first time in two years.

Before onetime charges, Ford earned $1.3 billion, or 30 cents per share for the fourth quarter. On average, Wall Street analysts forecast Ford would earn 48 cents per share.

That difference caused analysts to press Ford about its ability to deliver bigger profits for 2011 even after the automaker reported its largest annual profit since 1999.

more here.

Friday, January 28, 2011

Black Collar Blotter

Could there be a larger, more-organized ring of child molesters than the Catholic Church? Lord, I hope not. The Catholics seem to have a thing for young boys; the other denominations spread the love all around.

Compiled by the Freedom From Religion Foundation.

Arrested / Charged

Geody M. Harman, 37, Fromberg, MT: 1stdegree rape. Harman is "Firsi Counsel of the Holy Ghost" of the Church of the Firstborn of the General Assembly of Heaven. The Utah charging affidavit said that Harman "had an impression from God" that the 15-year-old girl was to have sex with him.

There's also an outstanding warrant for Terrill Dalton, 43, president of the church, which is a Mormon splinter group. Dalton is accused of raping the same girl as Harman after telling her "that it she had sex with him three times, [she] would be blessed." Source: Billings Gazette, 8-18-10

Rev. Daniel Valentine, 45, New Miiford, CT. 5 counts of 1st-degree larceny and 2 counts of 2nd-degree larceny. Valentine, former executive pastor at Faith Church in Danbury, is accused of embezzling $221,000 from Squeaky's Car Wash, a business he and other church leaders started to make money for the church.

The arrest warrant said his partners got suspicious when they learned he had encumbered the car wash to get a personal loan. He allegedly wrote checks to fictitious contractors or to builders who had done work for Squeaky's, then endorsed them and deposited them into his own account. Source: Danbury News-Times, 8-1710

Joshua Wisdom, 37, Rogers, AR: Sexual solicitation and loitering. Wisdom resigned as a student pastor at the Church at Pinnacle Hills after the church asked for his immediate resignation. He was arrested with several others as part of an online prostitution sting by Bentonville police. Source: KFSM News, 8-13-10


Rev, Timothy Parker, 40, Westgate, IA: 2 counts of lascivious acts with a minor and 1 count of 3rd-degree sexual abuse. Parker, pastor of St. Peter Lutheran Church, is accused of fondling and oral sex on a female victim on 3 occasions when she was age 1 2. Source: Waterloo-Cedar Fails Courier, 8-4-10

Rev. William Casey, 76, Greenville, TN: Forcible sodomy and indecent liberties with a child. Casey, who was removed from the Catholic ministry in April, was indicted in Scott County, VA, for alleged incidents in 1978 with a male minor at Natural Tunnel State Park.

Casey pleaded guilty in July in McDowell County, NC, to crimes against nature involving the same victim and received 24 months of supervised probation. Source: Knoxvitte News Sentinel, 8-4-10

Enoc "Tito" Sotelo, 50, Kinston, NC: 32 counts of 3rd-degree theft by deception. Sotelo, former Salvation Army pastor in Plainfteld, NJ, is accused in a scheme to defraud illegal immigrants out of tens of thousands of dollars by promising but not delivering "green" cards. His wife, Vereli Sotelo, faces 8 theft counts. Source: Somerville [NJ] Courier News, 8-2- 10

Rev. Valentine Tsaralunge. Taul, MOLDAVA: Reckless imprudence. Tsarafunge was suustituting for another priest who was supposed to baptize Laurentiu Gaydeu, 6 weeks. "He dipped the baby in the water without even covering the baby's mouth with his hand to prevent him from drowning," Dmitry Gaydeu, the boy's father, told Komsomolskaya Pravda. "He put his hand on his stomach and dipped him in the water three times."

The newspaper said Laurentiu's godparents tried to intervene when the boy didn't seem well, but the priest insisted he knew what he was doing. His son died of "asphyxia from drowning," Gaydeu said. The maximum sentence is 3 years in prison. Source: USA Today, 7-29-10

Harvey A. Zeek, another Muskegon County Scouting administrator, was sent to prison in 2008 on child porn convictions involving young girls. He was also convicted in 2009 of criminal sexual conduct that started when the victim was 6. At sentencing, the judge called Zeek "a monster." Source: Muskegon Chronicle, 7- 13- 10

Regina DaSilva, 41, Union, NJ: 11 counts of grand larceny, 12 counts of offering a false instrument for filing, 12 counts of making an apparently sworn false statement and 1 count of 1st-degree scheme to defraud. DaSilva, treasurer of the Pentecostal Universal Church of the Kingdom of God, is accused of filing petitions with false information with two state agencies and a bank to obtain $22 million in mortgage loans for her employer. Source: N. Y. Daily News, 7-10-10

Pleaded / Convicted

Douglas Perita, 40, Eagle, CO: Pleaded guilty to 1 count of traveling with the intent to engage in illicit sexual contact. Perita is a graduate of Fairfield [CT] University, a Jesuit college. He started a boys' school in 1997 called Project Pierre Toussaint in Cap-Ha�ien, Haiti, with a grant from the Order of Malta, a Catholic charity. Rev. Paul Carrier, former head of Fairfield's campus ministry, and other church officials raised millions for the program.

Perlte was indicted in Connecticut in 2009 on 1 0 sexual abuse counts. The indictment said, "If minors refused to engage in sex acts, Perlitz would at times withhold benefits or threaten to expel them from the program." Although he pleaded to only 1 count, Perlitz did not dispute the state's contention he had sex with as many as 13 boys. Source: Connecticut Post, 8-19-10

Rev. James Blaine, 61, Greenfield, OH: Pleaded guilty to forgery and aggravated theft. Blaine, pastor of Good Shepherd Church, aliegedly forged documents to obtain $250,000 in the church's name for his personal use. The state dropped 1 5 other counts in a plea bargain. Source; Hillsboro Times-Gazette, 8-15-10

He filed a 2003 tax return with income of $101,064 when it was actually $407,062. Source: Akron Beacon Journal, 7-24-10

Rev. Tommy R Snetton, 65, Marion, KY: Pleaded guilty to 2 counts of taking indecent liberties with a child under his supervision. Shelton was pastor of Community Church of God in Dunn Loring, VA, at the time of the alleged incidents involving 2 minor males in the 1990s.

One of the men testified he was 14 when Shelton molested him while telling him their sexual activities were "the type of relationship a father and son had." Source: Washington Post, 7-20-10

Sentenced

Kristina Bibb, 37, Santa Fe, NM: Pleaded no contest to contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Bibb was financial secretary at Christian Life Fellowship, the parent organization of Christian Life Academy.

She admitted having sex with a 17-year-old male student and received 5 years' unsuperv�se� probation. She couid have been charged with a 4th-degree felony for consensual sex between a student and a school employee but wasn't. Her husband, the 2006 GOP nominee for state attorney general, didn't attend the hearing. Bibb's father is former Democratic Gov. Toney Anaya. Source: Santa Fe New Mexican. a-14-10

Melissa B. Jones, 29, Decatur, IL: Pleaded guilty to criminal sexual abuse and was sentenced to 2 years' probation and sex offender registration for 10 years for having intercourse with a boy. 1 6, who attended the Baptist church where Jones' husband was youth pastor.

The boy told police in 2008 that he met Jones at church camp. She began counseling him for addiction to Internet pornography. Phone calls and text messages turned into sex multiple times a week, he said. Source: Decatur Herald-Review, 8-6-10

Plaintiff Teresa Rosson, 48, alleges Kiesle molested her for years, starting in 1973 when she was 11. "He could have been stopped in 1 968, in 1 973, in 1 978, but it went on and on."

The diocese recommended removing Kiesle from the priesthood in 1981, the year Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger was appointed to head the Vatican office responsible for disciplining abusive priests. Kiesie was not defrocked until 1987. Source: AP, 8-19-10

Michael Unglo's family is suing the Diocese of Pittsburgh, alleging that Unglo killed himself last May at age 39 after the diocese stopped paying for treatment for the effects of abuse by Richard J, Dorsch, who was defrocked after being convicted of abusing another chiid.

"He needed long-term, continued, inpatient treatment," said Alan Perer, the family's lawyer. "The diocese firmly told the family and Michael that they felt they had done enough and that they would make one last payment and they would make no further payments in the future."

The diocese denied any negligence and said it paid "hundreds of thousands ol dollars" on counseling and residential treatment for Unglo, Source: KDKA/AP, 7-30-10

Gerald Derstine, 31, East Manatee. FL: Derstine, founder of the Gospel Crusade Ministerial Fellowship and operator of several Christian camps, is being sued in Minnesota for alleged sexual abuse of an 11 -year-old girl who called him Grandpa Gerald.

The suit said the abuse took place at Strawberry Lake Christian Retreat when the girl was between 11 and 13. Derstine's son. Phil, said the girl's mother is a disgruntled former volunteer who was fired.

The suit alleged Rev. Fogarty made a lalse and defamatory statement" in which he defined acts of fornication and said, ? have personal knowledge that I will not go into at this time . . . that Angela has committed one of these acts."

The statements were made "to obtain the church congregation's approval of the relationship between James Driver and Rev. Fogarty's daughter," the lawsuit said.

One reason given as grounds to biblically remarry was that James Driver once found Angela wearing a bikini at a swimming pool while with the husband of a mutual friend. Fogarty said that constituted exhibitionism and met the biblical definition of fornication. Source: Mac�n Telegraph. 7-7-10

Appeals ....

It just goes on and on. And that's just a sampling from a two month period in 2010.

More horror stories.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Forever Lazy

At first, I thought this was a joke, but no, they're serious. Absurdly serious. Be lazy! In style! Wear it to work! Soon, you won't have a job and you can wear it all the time!

Hey, modernwear for the legions of unemployed homeless! One size fits all.

Some people will buy anything. And believe anything.


remember

remember

deja vu

deja vu

indeed

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Delete Fox "News"

Delete Fox "News"

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