Mike "Pander Bear" Huckabee

And what should we expect from a Baptist preacher?

Eventually we'll probably come to learn that he was boffing half his congregation - the female half, hopefully, but you know how repressed they are.

Don't question now! Don't question the word of the Lord, y'all.

Huckabee further cooked his goose this weekend by tacitly endorsing the flying of the Confederate flag in South Carolina. And on Martin Luther King's holiday weekend, of all times!

In the words of D.L. Hughley, this is Huckabee remindin' the Southerners that, "we hate niggers and fags." The gay reference resulting from Huckabee's statement that we need a Constitutional amendment banning same-sex marraige.

Indeed, Huckabee says the fed'ral gubmint should'n be interferin' with what South Caroliners wanna do wit they flag, but he wants the fed'ral gubmint to keep the fags from marryin'. Hey, after all, the Bible condoned slavery and seems to condemn gays. So, Mikey's jess follerin' the good book.

Ah, what a wonderful field of candidates the Republicans have this time around.

Mike Huckabee: Let South Carolina Decide About Confederate Flag

January 17, 2008

MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. — Republican Mike Huckabee said the government should stay out of disputes over the Confederate flag in South Carolina.

"You don't like people from outside the state coming in and telling you what to do with your flag," Huckabee, a former Arkansas governor, told supporters Thursday in Myrtle Beach, S.C.

"In fact, if somebody came to Arkansas and told us what to do with our flag, we'd tell 'em what to do with the pole, that's what we'd do," Huckabee said.

Arkansas' flag includes four stars surrounding the word "Arkansas" _ one above it and three below it. The one above stands for the Confederacy, according to the state code.

He would not say whether he considers it offensive to fly the flag, a symbol of racism to some and Southern pride to others, saying only that the matter should be up to the states. That was the position of his rival John McCain when he ran for president in 2000; after losing, McCain said he had not been honest about his feelings and that the flag should go.

Pressed later on whether he finds the flag offensive, Huckabee refused to give an opinion.

"It's really not something that is an issue for the president of the United States; that's an issue South Carolina would deal with," Huckabee said at a news conference in Columbia, S.C.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/01/17/mike-huckabee-let-south-_n_82055.html

The Gospel According to Michael: Racism ok, being gay ain't. And it's ok to ram a flagpole up some ass but not ok to put a dick there. Flagpole good, penis bad. Typical upside-down morality from our latest arbiter of morality. This guy ain't just toast. He's charcoal.