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Wednesday, November 16, 2016

sex robots

The sexual urge is a strong one, but somehow, I don't think this idea is going to fly. Then again, the US elected Donald Trump for President so I'm not good at predicting the future.


Sex robot cafe to open in London after entrepreneur reveals his ‘fellatio cafe’ will staffed entirely by cyborgs

Businessman Bradley Charvet plans to open the randy coffee shop in Paddington

THE daring businessman behind London’s first ‘fellatio café’ has revealed that horny customers will have sex acts performed on them by randy SEX ROBOTS.
Entrepreneur Bradley Charvet hit headlines in August when he announced plans to open the sex shop in Paddington – charging thirsty punters £60 for a coffee and some oral relief.
The coffee shop will charge £60 for an espresso and a sex act
But after being warned about the UK’s strict prostitution laws, Charvet now claims that “erotic cyborgs” will get frisky with the cafe’s curious clientele.
Speaking with the Daily Star, he said: “Sex robots will always be pleasing and could even become better at technique because they would be programmable to a person’s need.

“They will improve the sex service. It’s totally normal to see a new way of using robots and others sex toys to have pleasure.”
The innovative businessman was inspired by similar establishments in Thailand and is set to open a fellatio café in Geneva, Switzerland later this year.
Ambitious Charvet believes his establishments will become sophisticated social hubs of the future
He said: “The bar is the place to meet people, to extend your network and the way to start the morning.
“What could be better than meet your friends around a cafe and to enjoy a nice blow job from a sex robot?”
The robot-run Paddington sex-café will be opened from 6am to 11pm and will have eight cyborg hookers. He said: “Uniforms are going to be worn: nurse, police, student and secretary.”
And if the London shop is a success, Charvet plans to open a similar café in Manchester which will be open 24/7. The bold oral sex fanatic believes making love to a robot is the best way to start your day.
He said: “Everyone is drinking coffee daily. And nothing is better to start a working day than engaging in sexual action, US research has found.”
“People like to chat before they make love. It makes sense the robots will speak and tease men’s desire.”

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