Keith Olberman has borrowed my tagline! Hey! What the....! More power to ya, Keith! He does it a helluva lot better than I do. Hell, I hardly do it at all! Speaking of which...where are my writers?!
First, let's slap around Texas and that IDIOT of a Governor, Rick Perry. Geez, has it become the LAW that Texas must elect a total doofus for Governor?