In the weeks-long tradition of my blog, put the old list here, add the new list there, and that's what it's all about...
The Latest List: Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Popularity
Many thanks to David Letterman...
Top Ten Ways George W. Bush Can Boost His Popularity
10. Hang Saddam again
9. Improve focus by removing Playstation 3 from Oval Office
8. Develop steamy "Will they or won't they?" relationship with Nancy Pelosi
7. Make people believe there's a waffle shortage; then when people see waffles in the supermarket, he'll be a hero!
6. Turn weekly radio address into wacky morning zoo
5. Redecorate Oval Office to look like the set of "The View"-- People love "The View"!
4. Resign
3. Convene blue ribbon panel to find out what the hell is wrong with Paula Abdul
2. Nail a heavyset intern
1. Deploy 20,000 troops to put underpants on Britney Spears
Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself.
-old Apache saying
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