Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself. -old Apache saying

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

New year chuckles

Happy New Year, everyone.  In the first day of work in the New Year, speaking with co-workers I heard of a murder-suicide, an ugly death by a very aggressive cancer, and a car crash.  It sorta takes the wind out of the "Happy New Year!" wish.  As usual. 

Amidst all the good cheer will always be some bad news, and among the bad news are some who are just having a great time.  New Year, SOS. 

But on the lighter side.....

Wine Does NOT Make You FAT

It Makes You LEAN..

Against Tables, Chairs, Floors, Walls and Ugly People.



Have a wonderful day and laugh often.

Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

"What's the matter?" he asks.

"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

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