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Thursday, December 11, 2014

Life Nuggets

While doing the rare computer clean-up, I ran across this "gem" from 2004. And why not? They were sitting in a file called "Life Nuggets." Grain of salt, people.

“If anything can go wrong, it will.”
  Murphy’s Law

“Murphy was an optimist.”  O’Toole’s Commentary on Murphy’s Law

“Any computer system which depends on human reliability is   unreliable.”  Gilb’s Law of Unreliability

“When working toward the solution of a problem, it always   helps if you know the answer.”  Rule of Accuracy

“There’s never time to do it right, but there’s always time to do it over.”  Maskimen’s Law

“If you cannot convince them, confuse them.”  Truman Law

“In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don’t need it.”   
John’s Collateral Corollary

Excerpts from Murphy’s Law by Arthur Block, 1977

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