Never pass up a chance to sit down or relieve yourself. -old Apache saying

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

a glass of wine

A Glass of Wine 
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and to
those who don't and are always seen with a
bottle of water in their hand.

As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
one litre of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more
than one kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) -
bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming one kilo of poop.

we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine &
beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor)
because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupidly,
than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service

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