Time for a satirically sarcastic break.
by Stephen Jellen
What in the hell is wrong with those diabolical Democrats? They want everyone to have their basic needs met even if it means good people having to pay their taxes. Every decent person knows that taxes prescribed by law were never really intended to be collected from good citizens. Good citizens understand that one-dollar, one-vote was the original intent of our Constitution. With woke crap like what Democrats profess, next thing you know, the median new yacht will fall below 200 feet. How will that look on the Riviera with American yachts dwarfed by those of Russian oligarches and Arab princes? Democrats have no patriotism whatsoever.
Democrats are communists who would have kids eating nutritious food regularly whether they can afford it or not. Everyone with a brain knows that such largess would sap their little wills, rendering them useless once Republicans get child labor laws repealed. Moreover, that unearned food would come right out of the mouths of our great billionaires who fund our whole wonderful political system founded on one dollar, one vote. We see that even our Supreme Court functions on that principle.
Unlike the Democrats, who could not care less about the nation's racial purity, Republicans will save tons of money by curtailing vaccines for kids. Republicans know that there are too many non-white kids surviving to reach reproducing age as it is. Only Democrat communists do not want a good eugenic culling. Make vaccines optional and only good people, who tend to be white and affluent, will get them. Poorer, stupider whites can be easily convinced they should not want vaccines, reducing that dead weight as well. Very many mistake laudable Republican classism for racism. The two are less than perfectly correlated.
Speaking of improving the race, Republicans would make white women submissive for the good of the race and thus the country, If a white man wants to make a baby for the good of the race, Republicans know that a woman has no ethnic right to resist - not even if the man trying to do his duty is a stranger who broke into her house. Stupid Democrats and their stupid equality and justice for all will resist any and all practical eugenic programs for improving humanity by making it whiter and more bourgeois. Republicans will not rest until every American is a proper white fascist, either serf of master.
If Democrats win, it could be the last time that a properly entrepreneurial president would even be able to make $3 billion in his first year. Defrauding government is yea a duty for all decent capitalists. Our wonderful president was entirely right to sell pardons to those most successful in stealing back money from the government.
If Democrats try something evil, like voting, our great Republican president will rightly sic ICE's Patriot Soldiers for Racial Purity on them. The only good Democrat is a disenfranchised one. Hail Trump.
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